Massachusetts Campus Operator Code (How to Survive)
Your connection, your broker on campus, is the first guy you meet. Never insult the television, never pass him currency that isn’t from your home soil, and never portend that you’re a government agent without a uniform. Don’t say he’s into children, a children will be recognized as monopoly money, a child will be asked not to put him on TV, and a child will be assumed to be a cop. If someone looks at hentai, they can take you down in any fight. Don’t touch them, don’t snitch them, they have a handler. That’s a federal candidate, a FBI or ATF or sometimes a DEA. If you take them down, that’s a lot of money out of the campus’s pocket, and they are going to get you slam lined, with your whole housing complex shut down, after you make a video for them, for a frat on campus, with you featured to the entire housing area, as the hero, right before the raids and the cleanout. They don’t care who you are, that’s the campus’s entire funding, including the law school and political frats and soror...