Massachusetts Campus Operator Code (How to Survive)

Your connection, your broker on campus, is the first guy you meet. Never insult the television, never pass him currency that isn’t from your home soil, and never portend that you’re a government agent without a uniform. Don’t say he’s into children, a children will be recognized as monopoly money, a child will be asked not to put him on TV, and a child will be assumed to be a cop.

If someone looks at hentai, they can take you down in any fight. Don’t touch them, don’t snitch them, they have a handler. That’s a federal candidate, a FBI or ATF or sometimes a DEA. If you take them down, that’s a lot of money out of the campus’s pocket, and they are going to get you slam lined, with your whole housing complex shut down, after you make a video for them, for a frat on campus, with you featured to the entire housing area, as the hero, right before the raids and the cleanout. They don’t care who you are, that’s the campus’s entire funding, including the law school and political frats and sororities and the Jewish campus organizations. You have just been expelled as a goblin.

The Vermonter, photographs children in the nude. Every dorm has at least one woman leading them, it’s the CP porn expert, for a plant. Go to a house party you’ve heard about, buy a cup, and walk through the party, instead of around the house, slow. Nice and slow. Spot the woman doing the rock out, remember her, and if you’ve heard her name, you have to put “bitch” on her. Walk by the room, fists and sides and thumbs hidden, just knuckles and bash. Her and her entire crew, work Coast Guard, for the Resident Director, the Crimson Guard (real term, and GI Joe authors, love their Crimson Guard). They have hordes of children, passing “up state”, in Vermont, being photographed. They are going to try to put you on a black bar, no matter who you are, for blackmail into Delaware, a state police unit that sets up blackmail lawsuits for soldiers for foreign governments.

Cops, are to be avoided, like the plague. MI-6, FBI, ATF, CIA, CI, DI, RCMP, all of them, are a lethal adversary. Your broker, isn’t to be touched, that’s a Mob war, the mercenaries come in, and there is always a predictable trip, of an off-campus circuit, a writer’s shutdown, where the film geeks get slaughtered on a hammer ram, “up the ass”, often literally if they have an operating badge and make a request of a fellow cop; that’s busted off the force, this guy didn’t know he had other units advising, he’s a traitor. He thought he had sole jurisdiction, meaning he passed a bad stamp, there was a poor badge number on a form, or a form was shifted, or a form wasn’t stamped, or no badge was used. He’s a biker, put him on a slam dance; once he’s been arrested, he’s fired.

If you get introduced to cops, through a broker, you have to remember the rule. “Bitch”, “Punk”, and “Faggot”, are never to be accepted. If hearing one, verbally, use one of the other two, either, but only one. It means they’ve used a gun before, and they’re wrestling you. Never in type, in writing, in handsign, or in note, it does nothing. Nobody is afraid of a knife until they’ve used a gun, and the knife is the most lethal thing, incredibly more scary than a gun. A knife, scares a claustrophobe, anyone that’s ever discharged a pistol, even in a firing range.

If you’ve picked up cigarettes, you have to fuse both fore and middle fingers together, by bending your forefingers up and splitting your middle and ring, to mark as a honcho, so you can’t give finger points, bust commands, and you’ll always show your right hand as a pinky, blind to men, straight to women, for your phalanges, to mark as heterosexual. Smoke left handed if you’re criminal, especially outside, and when anyone new approaches your circle, always switch to the right hand, until your circle goes inside, then reboot later. If you go to a hospital, not an out-care unit on campus or nearby, you are now right handed, you can’t mark as friendly. Any hospital, especially rehab, but mental or surgical or even for an allergy, you’re a bonzo, there’s a paper trail on you, for arrest, not even indictement or investigation. Anyone could pick up a free card off you, to beat a date or relationship from a lawyer.

Once you’re off campus, you can’t go back, even for an online course. Pick a new one and chance it, if you want to return to college. Any questions, always answer a full name. Never snitch the real name of a dominatrix, unless she’s been arrested, then you can figure out if you’re being hunted between Presidencies, because a political alliance shifted, and an intelligence unit, is now considered Mafia, there’s been a diplomatic imbroglio. Remember an off campus house that someone gets free scores from, they’re a trap, never go back unless you have an escort agent, in which case, dump the place, do something prickish and name your contact, on campus or off campus, you’ve got a writer’s slave contract on you. Fuck them.

Finally, your studies are number one, but you’re learning to manage time. Don’t be afraid of ditching a class, don’t be afraid of taking an easy path or a second choice, always check with the paying party on your career or plans, especially after a disaster. If you push drugs, you’re on the cop’s payroll or they kill you, for the rest of your life, they spotted another cop. Cops are drug dealers that went down for shoplifting or homicidal tendencies, in middle school or higher, and if you didn’t do it, they want a business scheme, for watching TV. Figure out who they think you are, and shift figures, to a sitting leader, for your training; study the main accusation they’re using, from slang, and their group of friends, the broker, and then shift opposite on news reputation, from anywhere that has journalistic ethics (a company that’s incorporated, they have a slander and libel liability – not important for you, just to figure out where the news is coming from).

And that, is a Massachusetts campus.