The War Record of "Evil" Ernie (The Batman)

Both sides of my family are MI-6.  “Evil” Ernie Charlebois, Batman, is this one, my great grandfather, Robert the Bruce (boat house, the Arab grass runner Laird). 

“Double”, Shane O’Neill, can be purchased widely if you like history, Elizabeth I’s battered husband, James Bond 007.  That’s my mother.

Ernest Charlebois, is the product of a sexual assault, by the father of Boris Karloff, after the actor killed both of Ernest’s parents on a British Navy service draft; Ernest, had sought to sell the Bombardier family fortune, to dominatrixes, in a mansion, his father a pornographer on the side.  Wealthy, from their end of the Bombardier industries of inventing and smuggling as a Bruce.  The cotton filter for a cigarette or pipe’s flint, as well as matches for a deadlock gunpowder trigger from a cousin, much earlier.

Canadian Expeditionary Forces:

Paschendale: Survival of unit down to man from a cook’s artillery snipe, saved by Shoshone marksmen, “all flam and palbut”, fleeing under heavy fire from his own guns, carrying a crockpot of “stew”, for General Commander Montgomery Sherman, later assassinated by his own hand, botulism.  The Dreyfuss Affair for an Arab-Jew, a cousin of the Hughes family, “the Dukes”, averted.  He was dirty (affair with a dress secretary, male).

Paschendale: Invention of borscht dip in a Maxim gun, a standard mounted machine gun, to refill coolant, beyond machine gun burning out.  Advantage, Allies, against the Central Powers.  Secret Marxist script passed to Ernie, by “The Secret Chief”, INTERPOL.  “balrog”, wasa the reader, then a  rose enscription, and the Gaelic word for “whiskey”.  He recognized it as an MI-6 decoder ring, and put it on his right hand, not the left hand, unless Arab.  It unlocked, a Bruce’s ring, the hand chosen correctly, and gave him a fig leaf, which he ate.  Adelweisse, already being privately farmed in Amherst, the “Stockbridge” program.  Codename: Micro, the answer to the German breweries, for the coming “Volstead”, that Ernie was needed in.

Stateside:

Attleboro: The establishment of Attleboro Carpet, and the refused hire of local businessman of the French Freemasons, “Nucky” Johnson.  Ernie found him to be an anti-Semite, despite being a Jew, for refusing broad business, and was called “Evil”, by a priest, through a KGB auxillary being hunted by the Stasi.  A breadbox for pie crust, labeled “pizza”, for pumpkin maple, with a French chef and hat, a Masonic opening sign to give permission to a prisoner to use the bathroom, was marked “MOTZ”, and filled with Sicilian Herb, and put on a cigar box truck, iced, heading south, to New Jersey, with Nucky’s “crew”.  Nucky later created pizza pie, the hot dish, cementing his power in Atlantic City, his budding investment.  He’d need carpet, and the Bombardiers accepted the contract, out of “The Montreal Mafia”, an Irish MI-6 division held over from the Fenian Brotherhood conquest out of the 1800s for the Confederate marijuana market, from the Boston shores of Irish-Arabs, from the work of the Kennedies, before heading to Chicago, on Papal Ban for aiding Jefferson Davis.  The O’Neill-Manx, had introduced golf to the South, after Gettysburg, completing the trap of Presbyterianism, the poor management of citizens.  The door was wide open, for Sicilian herb, now “mozzarella cheese”, as a performance enhancing substance.

American Expeditionary Force:

Jeune Lieve: Little known battle, against a hospital unit, a forest raid into a town by a light dispatch squad, ordered by “Blackjack” Pershing to upset the Murdoch press family, with “FOX 12”, “Evil Ernie”, hitting the nests,  Accosted by a bay nurse, “Liensey Braun”, the descent of European countesses and royals, “FOX 12” nearly died, until he spotted “HOUND”, a Jewish soldier of some Rosecrucian blood, Frank L. Baum’s line.  After misdirecting her to face “HOUND”, he stripped her baddock’s knife, and sexually assaulted her to earn his freedom from the crushed bay and the falling line, impregnating her with “Evil” Eva, a mathematics genius who invented astral projection later used by Aleister Crowley.  “The Cat’s Eye”, the Music of the Spheres.  Two solutions on a sigma proof of calculus, the same proof, solving a floating point equation.  Splitting the atom.

Somme: The French plan to defeat Germany by sacrificing Irish Protestants and Catholics went awry, when Ernie, now a Sergeant, turned his machine gun seized from soldiers at his own pistol and knife, on his own depression, with Germans later occupying the corpses.  A full belly of borscht, was barfed into the coolant, and he opened up white hot, betraying the Secret Chiefs of Stone Henge, robbing the French of their victory, and saving the Irish-Catholics.  Surviving Catholics, hearing of the news, decided to pen a comic about their hero, in Detective Comics, a local line out of New York’s Sultanate, the codename for the Globe Theater Association, Clan Lennox.  A young Gnostic-Jew bearing the Lennox name, having killed a Lennox by father in cold blood on a mugging, was selected, under the alias, Bob Kane.  Joi-Louis Charlebois, an African-Kurd from the Midwest’s Redshirts Italian ballclub community, segregated and guarding Spaniard billiards lawyers for Italian Liberal parties, was selected for theory.

MacAdamsville: At the closing days of the war, “EVL” number “12”, was contacted, for a solo raid, “OBJECT: VAMPIRE”.  He infiltrated with a two man fireteam of American soldiers, backed by biplanes on an overpass to dog Richtoffen’s scout planes, to break into a hospital tent.  After dispatching Jonesy Seinfelt, a corporal in the German army with a prostitute wife in Belgium, pregnant, with a shout of “HITLER”, the word in German-Yiddish for “shyster”, a Kurdish Bruce, a Bombardier, the man fell into a slime mold, a parasitic fungus capable of intellect and mimicking synaptic patterns and overlaying them.  The past victim of the slime, was a dog named “Adolf”.  The German stethopen and design was stolen, leaving a bat-shaped glass carve in the window, from a left handed punch, the ring on the right hand keeping his fist too “tight”, and he absconded.  Jonesy Steintfelt, was later rebuilt with Thoth religious training tricks, from Paul Ree and Friedrich Nietzsche’s research.

Homecoming:

White Wedding: Ernest Bombardier received a hero’s welcome, and took his Clan Name from the States before Canada, Charlizemeyer, “Bread Pounder”, a British spy’s family for the Redcoat Infantry, the first British spies in America during the Revolution, working out of Ithica, New York, “Utica” in their pronunciation, later “Chartley Pond”, a fission development site for Germany after the Great War, working in literature, out of “Texas Instruments”, the compound later blackballed for toxic waste (actually fluids from a flying saucer shot down in Roswell, New Mexico, tested in Norton, creating the Bridgewater Triangle, the center of Bristol County’s cryptotheoretic society).  Charlebois, was what was written on the marriage license, wedding an Iroquois seer, his own blood Wampanoag, his hidden ancestry, the heir to the Hopkins Fortune, founder of Hopkinton, Massachusetts.  Attleboro Carpet became his, and he moved to New Hampshire, with a ski chalet in North Conway, on the high mountain, for meetings with Canadian spies out of Mounted Patrol and Force Recon, the beginnings of the New York, Rhode Island, and New Jersey, “COBRA” network, also called, “The Commission”.  The Kennedies had returned to Boston, to help pass the Volstead Act with the pizza pie, and smugglers came in with not only whiskey, but British spies.  “Gutwills”, actor cops.