The Riddler
Michael Sweeney (The Riddler):
Alleged Position: Attleboro Health Associates, RN/PRN, graduate of Peer Mentors.
Medical Fraud Perpetrated: Posing as a variation of your ethnicity with a Hohenzollern mispronunciation of Native or Mestizo names, intentionally altered to avoid royals properly pronouncing our tribal names (observed through families bred into royalty mispronouncing name, to mark the label). A former serial killer, until forced to drop trousers to ankles in public lavatories for urinal, and permanently castrated, to allow work as a specialist hitter psychiatrist. Specializes in royalty bloodlines.
Supported Cause: Kennedy Campaign.
Status: Removed from service, after obsession with his own hands as lobster claws, diagnosis of Ellen Page, serial killer female transgender affixed to Ides of Janus birthday, "Skrillex".
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