Mime

 Jessica Long (Mime):

Alleged Position: Sexual Fantasy Specialist, Connecticut State Police

Medical Fraud Perpetrated: Instead of tending to molested children, keeping child pornography off the internet, and removing officers unfit for duty due to premature fixations on sexually Freudian depictions of police work (driving interceptors or using helicopters or using highspeed assault repeater discharged ammunition), she encourages it with long, tell-tale flirts of her family's alleged military service.  They are, however British royals, they send entire foreign countries to their doom in wars with such tactics, for authorship pieces for history students to read (as well as many fine products, from South Park Studios).  Britain, meanwhile, is managed by French bankers, at all aspects of military dispensation.

Supported Cause: Buckingham Royal Palace.

Status: Nose bashed in, now fake nose with a high-pitched whine, thanks to piece written on Gotham by private investigator, "Lisse", outing as a lesbian dominatrix (a politician), making any rendez-vouses or liaisons with men impossible, because they know she doesn't have sex using girl-on-top.

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