Mad Monk
Sean Fraser (Mad Monk):
Alleged Position: Gym class dropout and teenage romantic comedy heart throb.
Medical Fraud Perpetrated: Attempted frame of private investigator as Charles Manson, but the President of the United States, to assist the Republican Party candidate "Jeb" Bush.
Supported Cause: Archdiocese of Boston, Catholic Church, "La Famiglia" (family values, the Mafia).
Status: Died and gone to Hell, from suicide induced by private investigator performing Julius Caesar with a five point, however an illegal bridge between two points, the Slayer album cover featuring pentacle of Christ (with 'horn' removed).
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