KGBeast

 Benjamin Chrissem "Brown" (KGBeast):

Alleged Position: Armageddon MUCK storyteller and Unchosen staff.

Medical Fraud Perpetrated: Recruiting teenage resemblances to Harry Potter characters for bestiality rape in high north Canada, for child actors to study to produce Harry Potter films.

Supported Cause: Canadian Forestry Patrol.

Status: Placed on high north Arctic duty, for attempting to recruit a CIA agent, actually the private investigator posturing as Spider-Man.

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